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 The Diary of Queen Elizabeth II
 
 Below is an extract from the diary of Elizabeth II:

 Saturday

Trooped the colour today.What the hell’s all that about? What is a ‘colour’ and why does it have to be trooped? It’s just an excuse for grown men to dress up as toy soldiers. And of course I have to be there as they roar and shout and march up and down. God, I have better things to do with my Saturday mornings. I was going to scrub the front step and maybe make a hanging basket. Now my whole day is ruined. By the time I make the Ancient Greek his dinner the day will be over. The only consolation is that Blind Date is on T.V. tonight.

                                                                                    
 Liz

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