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Actual foreword featured in the book:
I am very pleased and hapy to sea my letters
to Gerry Anderson in print. I have been riting too Gerry Anderson for a
number of years. I konsider Gerry Anderson a friend. I am a single parent. I
have a sun. His name is Bon-Jovi. When he hears Gerry's voice on the
wireless, he bares his teeth and growls deep in his throat. That means that
he likes Gerry. If he did knot, he wood smash the wireless. It is knot easy
to bring up a wain on your own. A wain needs a father figure. I look on
Gerry Anderson as a suffragette father two wee Bon-Jovi. Gerry, has always
time to listen to my worries and offer advice and comfort. Many's a food
parcel I have got from Gerry Anderson, that no one knows about. When my
knicker elastic broke, who did I turn two? Yes, Gerry Anderson. Gerry, sent
me five yards of good strong knicker elastic. Gerry Anderson, is knot a
woman but he can synchronise with a woman, who finds her bloomers round her
ankles. I could never repay Gerry Anderson for his kindness. He helps me in
my continuing battle against depravity and debauchery. If I ever have
another wain, I will call it Gerry. I don't care what other people say - I
like Gerry Anderson.
Mrs Rosie Ryan
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